can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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