She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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