nut hugger
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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