I wanna bring you to show and tell
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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