Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
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I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
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He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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