Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
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So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
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