Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
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Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
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That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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