oh god the rape fog is back!
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
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Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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