I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
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Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
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How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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