i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
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She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
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So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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