? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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