Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
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I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
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I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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