Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
high people should be assigned attendants
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
We were destined to go to rehab together
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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