She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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