I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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