West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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