Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
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Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
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I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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