I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
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You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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