That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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