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Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Randomize
