bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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