That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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