My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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