Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
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It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
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I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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