There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
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It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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