I wish i was in the wii world.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
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She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
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My breasts were aching with rage.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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