I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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