You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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