Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
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Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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