its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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