i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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