Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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