I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
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I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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