after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
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please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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