come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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