I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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