Define "chronic" masturbator.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
