if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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