trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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