I feel like abortions should bother me more
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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