Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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