Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
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you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
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Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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