Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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