Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
we have pet lesbian snakes
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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