i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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