Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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