I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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