I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
