If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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