sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
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Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
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Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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