You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
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Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
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Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
๐๐๐ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but donโt worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. Iโm like a hamster.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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