hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
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I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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