a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
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Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
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I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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