we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Randomize
