Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
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If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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