belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
Randomize
